Bangers. 21 Weeks.
That's right. Bangers. As in boobs. Otherwise known as breasts/norks/bristols/Mammories/wangers/funbags/bert and ernie (ok i've never called my own by the name of 'Bert and Ernie' but i might start!)
Two years ago I went under the knife and had my boobies transformed from tragic and massively wonky spaniel ears with huge jaffa cake nipples, to amazing, pert, full, even, beautiful boobies. I had wanted the operation done since the age of 14 - and I would like to say that I started saving up for them there and then (but I didn't - I took some of my inheritance and ear marked it for New Boobs). Considering my Mum, sister, and niece all had work done to their boobies you can understand why at 28 years old I didn't think twice about going under the knife and having the surgery done to 'fix' mine. Clearly we aren't blessed with good boobies in our family! I didn't have implants, purely just a reshape and I haven't regret a single day since having them done. The confidence the surgery gave me was abundant straight away. I could wear nice underwear, go braless under summer tops and walk around in front of Mr O without clamping my hands down on top of them.
Now I am pregnant and they've ballooned from a C cup to almost a DD (not complaining about that!) In fact I am hoping that when I start producing milk they become even bigger! But boy are they itching. I'm using my Bio Oil and Clarins Tonic Oil daily to prevent my scars from worsening, and to try and prevent stretch marks (so far so good). And of course Mr O wants to fondle them and play with them all the time because, well, he is a man, and men are obsessed with boobies. But they hurt so so much! This is all hormonal hurting, nowt to do with the surgery, but I really want to breast feed, i dream about breast feeding my baby its the most natural thing in the world and i'm starting to worry that the PAIN will prevent me.
Just have to suck it and see I suppose (pardon the pun)
I feel huge.
Just look at the size of me!
I just wish I knew what flavour the baby is.... does it look like a boy bump?? Could it be a William in there? Or a Lily? The suspense is killing me!
Two years ago I went under the knife and had my boobies transformed from tragic and massively wonky spaniel ears with huge jaffa cake nipples, to amazing, pert, full, even, beautiful boobies. I had wanted the operation done since the age of 14 - and I would like to say that I started saving up for them there and then (but I didn't - I took some of my inheritance and ear marked it for New Boobs). Considering my Mum, sister, and niece all had work done to their boobies you can understand why at 28 years old I didn't think twice about going under the knife and having the surgery done to 'fix' mine. Clearly we aren't blessed with good boobies in our family! I didn't have implants, purely just a reshape and I haven't regret a single day since having them done. The confidence the surgery gave me was abundant straight away. I could wear nice underwear, go braless under summer tops and walk around in front of Mr O without clamping my hands down on top of them.
Now I am pregnant and they've ballooned from a C cup to almost a DD (not complaining about that!) In fact I am hoping that when I start producing milk they become even bigger! But boy are they itching. I'm using my Bio Oil and Clarins Tonic Oil daily to prevent my scars from worsening, and to try and prevent stretch marks (so far so good). And of course Mr O wants to fondle them and play with them all the time because, well, he is a man, and men are obsessed with boobies. But they hurt so so much! This is all hormonal hurting, nowt to do with the surgery, but I really want to breast feed, i dream about breast feeding my baby its the most natural thing in the world and i'm starting to worry that the PAIN will prevent me.
Just have to suck it and see I suppose (pardon the pun)
I feel huge.
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I really want my bajongas "done" as currently they resemble moobs rather than lady lumps. I just need to find £4k somewhere and had no luck so far finding it in my sofa. Bah! x
P.S. Have you bought any more fab things on etsy?
I still think it's a girl... will my intuition serve me right or am I wrong? I can't wait to find out!
Alex D you are lucky that you don't have big wonky floppy spaniels ears, at least you can stuff your bra etc! But still, i'm sure they are fab just as they are and if you ever decide to have them done I can recommend my surgeon highly! (god how L.A do i sound?!)
ps. thank you for saying i look pretty!
Want me to send you some samples? I have loads...
Thanks, also, for your email re make up. I understand but booooo, what a shame! Will respond later today.
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P.S. I think it's a blue flavoured bump.
And yes, you are right about being able to stuff the bra but it's always a tad disappointing taking your bra off for chicken fillets and rolled up socks to fall out.
And what a lovely idea re: Crimbo! Will be the best present EVER! Have you thought of names yet?
P.S. Sarah - do you reckon if I bathed in the scar stuff I would be all lovely and stretch mark free all over? x
Hope your surgery went well? Nothing serious I hope?? What is it you use for your scarring?? I would love some!! I had hypertrophic scarring in places after my op, which meant a year of painful injections to calm them down :o( my fault for being so vain I guess. I will try anything to help reduce the itching!Thank you, you angel x
Alex D - hahaha at the chicken fillets and rolled up socks. I'm, sure they're not that bad, in fact I admire a small chest - I think if I were a bloke I would go for a woman with a smaller variety of breasticle as big Mamms scare me! haha
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